Finally, the long awaited one week gap before my final two papers has arrived. I had the coldest seat ever throughout the entire hall this morning as I could feel the aircond breeze blowing directly at me. For three hours, it’s like writing in a fridge. What I did was that I went to the restroom and played with the hand-dryer to heat myself up. Haha what a weird thing to do. Talking about weird things, here’s what I find weird and at the same time hilarious that I’ve encountered over the past week.

1. Naming your son Valentino Ferrari is a bad choice, really bad that it’ll just be a joke all year round.

2. Ordering your menu in two different languages is hilarious, mee-goreng chicken please. Hahahh. H, just Malay-it-up will ya.

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Wishing Sheila a happy birthday. May Allah bless you. Have a great time at Sheffield!


Sheila(on the right)

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Are you stressed yet?!?! Here’s something that might de-stress you! Click on the link below, get the lyrics and sing-a-long! It works for me.

Peel banana, peel! Peel! banana~

Chop banana, chop! Chop! banana~

Squeeze banana, squeeze! Squeeze! banana~

Fry banana, FRY! FRY! banana~

Nah! goreng pisang!

Another creative work by Zaim & the gang on the banana song. Click here to view the goreng pisang song. The voice sounds familiar, hmm Ms bk? hahahh

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These kind of alphabets + numbers + strange symbols, are those that could give me nightmares.


They have this? What's geekier than that!

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Greetings from Sheffield and a ho-ho-ho. Just doing a favour for a friend of mine, Sheila, to update everyone on her whereabouts. This is a quote from her, " I'm having the best time of my life here at Sheffield! endless parties, the hungover, awesome." Actually, i made that last bit up. =)

The pre x-mas party celebration at Sheffield.


Bob the snowman, Hisham & Sheila




At a game between Sheffield & Inter Milan

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Nawi & Zaim's version of buat ku tersenyum. Live from Stafford. They're like Marie Digby who kicked Rihanna's ass on the umbrella-ela-ela song. Kudos!

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Nothing’s as good as reviving those good old times back to us! All the laughter, the jokes, the wicked smiles carved on everybody’s faces, it seems like everything’s perfect again. Unfortunately, not everyone who was once in the picture are able to gather around the table together at the same time that they once had if they still have dreams for their lives yet to be accomplished. Hence, W & A, we miss your presence tonight!

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My group's 14-pages report finally completed. Damn i hate work. I've only time to sip a cup of a coffee before I begin working on my pending essay. I hate work even more now. Is there any other alternatives for earning income besides joining Amway? haha.

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My brain's about to explode;
My stress level has reached its climax;
I have no life as a result of it;
Don't bother asking me for favours if you don't wish to be disappointed;
Don't even think about annoying me;
Co-operation is what i needed;
As i don't deal with free-riders;
It stole my frickin Sunday;
Oh you report, you better make me proud!

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Hello world. A new theme, a new name. Serving under ‘time to bite the donuts’ has been a great pleasure. I don’t know how I got that name of the previous theme, it’s just one of those spontaneous ideas. Soon enough, my domain name will change too, just waiting for everything to be in place. I still have my 15-pages essay to be completed and it’s still taking me nowhere. For now, it’ll be ‘little things that make life crazy – by Nuar.M’

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Bon Anniversaire Jimmy a.k.a Hazmi a.k.a G-mie a.k.a Umar. May Allah bless you.

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WHEN A TEACHER LOOKS DUMB;

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher...

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Anyway, I found something on my camera, the kind of images that I rarely get a shot to it, furthermore, a close-up shot. My dad attended the 100^th anniversary of health this morning and I guess he’s not retired after all. But actually he’s officially retired in black&white, but still goes to work at times. I don’t understand either. Let’s just say the MOH still needs him.

HM at health expo


Dad & colleagues with HM

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H's funny bones! It got me laughing to the floor.

SCENE 1:

HIRMAN: “eh dimana bejual cover-rim?, cover rim ku telapas tadi ah pasal hump”

NAZIRUL: laughing out of control.

NAZIRUL: “kau mau spinners or standard?”

HIRMAN: “standard lah, mun ada bejual yg satu satu bisai ah, aku mau satu saja”

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SCENE 2:

ASPA: “nazirul, nah ambil sikit murtabak ku, I’m full…

HIRMAN: quietly reached out his fork to aspa’s plate innocently and grabbed the remaining murtabak of what was left that aspa was STILL offering to nazirul.

ASPA: Cont. …. Bah tolong ku habiskan.” But, by the time she finished her sentence, her muratabak was already long gone snatched by innocent Hirman

NUAR: “EH siapa meng-offer kau? hahahh”

HIRMAN: “Nazirul, nah ambil tia sikit, aku tau kau mau, jgn tah malu malu.”

NAZIRUL: “hahahh jgn tah kan buang kes ani, si aspa offer aku, kau pulang yg laju mengambil hahahhh”

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SCENE 3:

HIRMAN: “eh, kau rupanya” *winking & waving*

YAS: she was unsure who in the world is winking at her and just looked at Hirman blankly.

THE FOLLOWING DAY,

HIRMAN: “Eh, kemarin ku tagur Diana bah, tapi kenapa lain usulnya atu ah?”

NAZIRUL: “Dmana?”

HIRMAN: “tampat tani duduk duduk yesterday ah”

NAZIRUL: “Eh c Diana tah krg tu, c Yas jua tu, hahahh salah org kau ah”

HIRMAN: “apaeh! Bari malu tu aku ah, padan aku tagur nada response instead ia bangang liat aku”

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SCENE 4:

It was during an English tutorial when Hirman mistakenly thought that he was told to read out a passage to the whole class when in fact it’s not him that was asked to do so.

TEACHER: “Emma, can you please read the passage”

HIRMAN: stood up out of the blue and started reading the paragraph aloud.

TEACHER: while Hirman was reading.. “ No, not you young man, Emma, can you read the passage please”

HIRMAN: immediately sat down in embarrasment.

After the class.. he then explained “eh ku pikir aku wah, kan sama nama kami ah, Emma – Hirman, sama jua bunyi nya tu..” haha yeahh hmm u think so?

p/s. most of the stories above were courtesy of Nazirul.

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Yeah, yeah, big deal. I’m spotted at coffee zone finalizing my presentation slides with Mr. Perfectionist (amar). He’s wearing tights today people! Nazirul’s writing down his script for presentation but what good does a script do if you present in a monotonous way. Hahah. I badly wanna hide his script on the day of presentation! Oh well, nothing else to blog about. Have a great weekday ahead!

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I need that kind of ‘entertainment’, the one that would boost up my interviewing skills. Where are they? Well, in short, are there any Amway agents that are willing to sacrifice their time to meet up with me? I sooo wanna join Amway but first, someone has to convince me into it. so which of you Amway-ians are up for it? pleaseee, Amway, I havn’t had any calls from your agents eversince ahmm 1987? Hahahh. I’ll be gentle this time, less unanswerable questions but more sarcasms. =)

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Happy belated birthday to these two lovely ladies, Jimbo (30th Oct) & Mallya (5th Nov). May Allah bless you both. =)


<--- Jimbo




Mallya --->

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Quote of the day extracted from Grey's Anatomy Season 04 eps 04, it's a bold move from Dr. Calleigh (O'malley's wife) to Dr. Izzie Stevens. I salute you Calleigh.

Calliegh: "don't you dare come to me for forgiveness you traitorous bitch."
Izzie: **speechless and pee'd in her pants**

p/s. ohh terasa? good!

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Presenting my cute neighbour@mallya; flawless butterfly@ jimbo(host) & the Diva Queen@Mase.










This is how lipstick should be used. A thoughtful tip for those who wants to be a Diva.

A familiar quote;
Nuar: "Mas, what's new?"

Mase: " ohh nada, eh kau tau apa, si ____ baik, kemarin aku & ____ shopping, si ____ suka lagu 'akustatik', like OMJ, i mean OMG!!! ____ suka aku, aku suka ____. ____ pandai cuci baju and pembersih. Ku suruh si ____ cuci baju ku karang. Siuk lah sama ____, kalah exaggerating ku masa aku makan time di POLO. "

hahahh if i didn't stop you, you would be bragging about it for hours! so mas, what's new now? hahahh.

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This post would just tell you how unattentive i am during tutorials where I'm supposed to listen to presentations. My stastistics sir is so funny, laughs like a 'teddy-bear' and we adore him. Hahahh. Laters.

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Amar tagged me. Seriously, don’t you have anything else better to do! hahahh. Well, for me, right now, yeah, I’ve got nothing better to do. I’ve just completed my essay of which I’m hoping it would be published as a book, my theories are rock-kickin! Haha a two-page book! Short, sweet, simple, applicable & straight to the point. Oh back to Amar, 7 random things about me.

1. I question people a lot during their presentation; they beg me not to ask them any before I enter class.

2. I am allergic to lamb and yet I do eat them occasionally.

3. Doesn’t dine alone given at any circumstances. I’d rather dine with a stranger than to sit alone chewing on my murtabak.

4. FTP’s (File Transfer Protocol) giving me headache at the moment. I need an expert to teach me. It’s for web designing by the way. *how is this related to the topic?*

5. When I fly, I tend to say this at the check-in counter, “kalau bulih di dapan ah, if ada orang shift orang atu one seat behind.” That’s me being selfish and in a way that I couldn’t afford paying losing extra hundreds for a business class ticket. If you want a front seat, just be the first to check-in or get yourself an upgrade ticket to avoid those troubles of asking duh questions.

6. I fit in ‘Heroes’ and ‘Prison Break’ onto my schedule each week despite of my busy life, I’d rather stay at home and watch them than to hang out with you. Abandoning work to watching these series has proven me bad, resulting in procrastination of work. After watching an episode, I’ll be doing something else unproductive and to only continue my work 3-4 hours later, that is if I’m still awake by then.

7. I get hungry easily, but it’s not worth it to take me to a buffet.

Tagging done. Next target:

1. Amar

2. *everybody else is excluded, getting some sleep will benefit you more than squeezing your brain out to get 7 random things about you*

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