HIRMAN: “eh dimana bejual cover-rim?, cover rim ku telapas tadi ah pasal hump”

NAZIRUL: laughing out of control.

NAZIRUL: “kau mau spinners or standard?”

HIRMAN: “standard lah, mun ada bejual yg satu satu bisai ah, aku mau satu saja”

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SCENE 2:

ASPA: “nazirul, nah ambil sikit murtabak ku, I’m full…

HIRMAN: quietly reached out his fork to aspa’s plate innocently and grabbed the remaining murtabak of what was left that aspa was STILL offering to nazirul.

ASPA: Cont. …. Bah tolong ku habiskan.” But, by the time she finished her sentence, her muratabak was already long gone snatched by innocent Hirman

NUAR: “EH siapa meng-offer kau? hahahh”

HIRMAN: “Nazirul, nah ambil tia sikit, aku tau kau mau, jgn tah malu malu.”

NAZIRUL: “hahahh jgn tah kan buang kes ani, si aspa offer aku, kau pulang yg laju mengambil hahahhh”

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SCENE 3:

HIRMAN: “eh, kau rupanya” *winking & waving*

YAS: she was unsure who in the world is winking at her and just looked at Hirman blankly.

THE FOLLOWING DAY,

HIRMAN: “Eh, kemarin ku tagur Diana bah, tapi kenapa lain usulnya atu ah?”

NAZIRUL: “Dmana?”

HIRMAN: “tampat tani duduk duduk yesterday ah”

NAZIRUL: “Eh c Diana tah krg tu, c Yas jua tu, hahahh salah org kau ah”

HIRMAN: “apaeh! Bari malu tu aku ah, padan aku tagur nada response instead ia bangang liat aku”

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SCENE 4:

It was during an English tutorial when Hirman mistakenly thought that he was told to read out a passage to the whole class when in fact it’s not him that was asked to do so.

TEACHER: “Emma, can you please read the passage”

HIRMAN: stood up out of the blue and started reading the paragraph aloud.

TEACHER: while Hirman was reading.. “ No, not you young man, Emma, can you read the passage please”

HIRMAN: immediately sat down in embarrasment.

After the class.. he then explained “eh ku pikir aku wah, kan sama nama kami ah, Emma – Hirman, sama jua bunyi nya tu..” haha yeahh hmm u think so?

p/s. most of the stories above were courtesy of Nazirul.

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